February 2012
1 post
“Sometimes the greatest love of all is crack.”
– Christabelle in response to Whit H’s Death
January 2012
2 posts
Valium
Christabelle: Do we really need to use a red rubber cathiter to give rectal Valium? Or can you just use and oral syringe since it's long enough?
Dr V. : Well some dog butts are tighter than others.
Christabelle: Well I don't know, I experianced this dog's butt and....
Cut off by other's questions
Nh
Christabelle: Did you know that Nh was the second to last state to except Martin Luther King day as a holiday.
Me: Did they fight it?
Christabelle: Yea that's why I sleep with a ton of black chicks to make up for it.
December 2011
2 posts
Lunch
Me: Uhhg I only have PB and J for dinner I want something else.
Chistabelle: I got some salty nuts for you.
Me: Uh no thank you.
Christabelle: I don't know I think once you have some you might enjoy them.
Nuts!
Mark: You should ask Chris what his favorite nut is. He has a hillarious story.
Me: Chris what's your favorite nut?
Christabelle: ::No time wasted:: My left one.
August 2011
1 post
MRSA
Me: Hey Chris since you have been dealing with MRSA dog do you mind continuing to do his treatments?
Christabelle: Sure I'm not scared.
Me: Well I'm not scared either just thought that would make the most sense since you have been working with him.
Christabelle: Oh I'm gunna go in there find some MRSA and punch it in the Fucking face!
June 2011
2 posts
“They are circling because they know I’m going to fucking die!”
– Christabelle looking above him to see birds flying in circles above him during what he considered to be a harder than expected hike.
“That’s not a particularly attractive baby.”
– Christabelle about a baby picture in a baby picture challenge at work.
May 2011
2 posts
Second Date.
Christabelle: Where is T. Taking you on your second date?
Me: Umm Not sure I'm letting him pick.
Christabelle: You guys should go to Chuckie Cheese.
Me: No! Why would we go there?
Christabelle: That way you can find out if he likes kids or not.
March 2011
4 posts
“The African Honey badger is like that. They’ll go right for your genitals.”
– Christabelle’s 2 cents during a conversation about gaurd dogs.
MURDER!
Christabelle: Hi Angela I'm trying to be less annoying.
Me: I'm not annoyied anymore I am a quick forgiver. it was just that split second when you frustrated me a ton.
Christabelle: Maybe you were hormonal.
Me: (trying to keep my cool) Why would you think that? I don't think I have a reason right now to be hormonal.
Christabelle: (Very sincerely) Just because you're a woman.
Texts from work
Lynsey: Christabelle quote of the night: GAhh my sausage just fell in the sink!!!
Me: OMG YES! Lynsey: Hold on He just said “My sausage is poppin’ “
Lynsey: He just burned himself on said sausage and yelled “Son of a fuckin’ Sea biscuit!”
So classy!
February 2011
2 posts
“I think Farting during sex is only appropreite during a 3-way, that way you have...”
– Christabelle
January 2011
2 posts
Be a Horse
Bronwen: Yeah I loved riding horses. It's just so much fun.
Christabelle: Insted of riding horses you know what you should learn to do?
Bronwen: What?
Christabelle: Learn to run faster.
Lost machismo
Dr. D: Oh Chris I like your hair cut.
Christabelle: Thanks!
Dr. D: It's very Hetero.
Christabelle: I think my Testosterone just dropped.
Me: Oh Danee You hurt his machismo!
September 2010
1 post
“Well that sucks my balls! Why does the man always have to keep me down?”
– Christabelle in response to not being able to print color copies from any computer.
May 2010
3 posts
“Trevor do you mind if I go to the bathroom and do a urinalysis on myself?”
– The one and only Christabelle
“I think my underwear are a little to tight for that right now.”
– Christabelle in response to a invitation to dance in the hospital.
April 2010
2 posts
“How do you like my new mustache? Fucking sweet right? It would go great with a...”
– Christabelle
February 2010
1 post
“It was the 3rd week of September 2008.”
– Christabelle telling us about when Bronwen told him of a painting she really liked.
January 2010
1 post
“I think she is the only person that could be driven deaf by the sound of her own...”
– Christabelle about Vicki
October 2009
8 posts
The Sink....
Christabelle: Uh I hate this sink the hose never goes back in.
Angela: Try Lifting it up and down it usually goes back in.
Christabelle: Yea it's stuck on the lip so I couldn't get it up.
Angela: Huh?
Christabelle: I couldn't get it up....Wow that sounded bad.
Lynsey: Enters room with shocked look on her face.
“I’m going to go eat beef jerky and stare and the body freezer.”
– Christabelle
Sorry
I haven’t been updating a lot of Christabelle quotes and conversations I honestly have been forgetting to do it. That has however left us with a large list of things that are new to everyones ears and eyes so please enjoy this bulk posting.
“Turning on Miley Cirus is the equivalent of farting in a room and walking away...”
– The one and only Christabelle
“Lindsey make me a pie.”
– Christabelle……..
“Did you know that you can’t keep a male donkey in with female sheep or...”
– Christabelle not quite sure what the and shit part stands for.
“We can always flip him over and take it from the backside.”
– Christabelle talking about a sergical procedure but sounding oddly sexual.
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
19 posts
“Is Skulduggery worse than Tom Foolery because it’s more malicious?”
– Christabelle to Bronwen.
“If someone breaks into my house they are going to have to worry about me not my...”
– Christabelle discussing gaurd dogs and their uses.
“I would love to beat him up, steal that sweater, put my love juice in it, and...”
– Christabelle talking about a magazine male model wearing 750$ sweater.
“I would blow Paul McCartney everyday for three years for 183 Million Dollars.”
– Christabelle discussing Paul McCartney’s wife’s divoce earnings.
“I think we should arrest him on suspicion of being to cute.”
– Christabelle talking about a Bengal kitten in the ICU
Staples BOX
Christabelle: I didn't think is was that important she was carrying a staples box what so exciting about office equipment.
Me: She was running with a staples box.
Christabelle: But who puts their dying cat in a staples box.
Me: Someone who is panicked and needs something fast.
Christabelle: You're right maybe I should think outside the box.
“This death was brought to you by the letter “M” ”
– Christabelle after finding a letter “M” in the box a dead cat had arrived in.
I have an...
entire list of things chirs has said within the past 3 days but I haven’t had time to update all of them. I’ll put them up tonight.
It's 4:20 and...
I’m already getting quized on heart sounds!
“I would weigh in naked, and i would jump into room six before he could come in.”
– Christabelle….now it’s your turn to figure out where he was naked and who he hid from…:)
God or god
Christabelle: So should the "G" in God be capitalized or or not?
Me: Well it's a noun so yes.
Christabelle: We what if...
Me: If he igsists or not his name is still a noun and therefore should be capitalized.
Christabelle: Well what if it's gods?
Me: It's still a noun just with an "S"
“P.S. I will bake you a cake, I swear to god.”
– Christabelle
Pepsi
Lynsey: So my brother is wicked racist
Christabelle: How racist? Like swastika tattoos?
Lynsey: NO...
Christabelle: Well give me an example.
Lynsey: Well one day he was talking to my mom and he said there was a Wal-mart where he was stocking Pepsi that you could stand out side and just shoot black people all day.
Christabelle: So it's safe to say he didn't vote for Obama then?