Valium
- Christabelle: Do we really need to use a red rubber cathiter to give rectal Valium? Or can you just use and oral syringe since it's long enough?
- Dr V. : Well some dog butts are tighter than others.
- Christabelle: Well I don't know, I experianced this dog's butt and....
- Cut off by other's questions
Nh
- Christabelle: Did you know that Nh was the second to last state to except Martin Luther King day as a holiday.
- Me: Did they fight it?
- Christabelle: Yea that's why I sleep with a ton of black chicks to make up for it.
Lunch
- Me: Uhhg I only have PB and J for dinner I want something else.
- Chistabelle: I got some salty nuts for you.
- Me: Uh no thank you.
- Christabelle: I don't know I think once you have some you might enjoy them.
Nuts!
- Mark: You should ask Chris what his favorite nut is. He has a hillarious story.
- Me: Chris what's your favorite nut?
- Christabelle: ::No time wasted:: My left one.
MRSA
- Me: Hey Chris since you have been dealing with MRSA dog do you mind continuing to do his treatments?
- Christabelle: Sure I'm not scared.
- Me: Well I'm not scared either just thought that would make the most sense since you have been working with him.
- Christabelle: Oh I'm gunna go in there find some MRSA and punch it in the Fucking face!
They are circling because they know I’m going to fucking die!
Christabelle looking above him to see birds flying in circles above him during what he considered to be a harder than expected hike.
That’s not a particularly attractive baby.
Christabelle about a baby picture in a baby picture challenge at work.
Christabelle’s new facial hair…ps if you’re shocked that he was excited that I said he looked like this you are obviously new here…welcome.
Second Date.
- Christabelle: Where is T. Taking you on your second date?
- Me: Umm Not sure I'm letting him pick.
- Christabelle: You guys should go to Chuckie Cheese.
- Me: No! Why would we go there?
- Christabelle: That way you can find out if he likes kids or not.
Chirstabelle’s new do
